Post by Aneirin on Jan 12, 2015 20:03:45 GMT -5
Congratulations to Succubusty, also known as Chelli! Here are her answers to our fun interview questions.
1. If you were a meme, which meme would you be and why? (Give us an image off of the internet if you'd like.)
Because people are idiots (and basic bitches), so you've got to take your pleasures where you can and learn to enjoy that facet of life.
2. What is the biggest problem with Montana? How does it make you feel that our guild leader is from such a troubled region?
What's wrong with Montana? More like, what's right with it. I don't even know how it got to be a US state. There's nothing there but hay and... oh look, more hay. I mean seriously, I'd rather live in Canada than Montana. Canada. Now that's saying something. The fact that dear ol' Zombs is from Montana just tells us alot about her. Watch out. Seriously. Serial killers are from Montana. Probably.
3. Would you rather step in dog poop barefoot and slip into a pool of rotten milk or accidently eat a stranger's baby covered in hot sauce because you thought it was a blueberry muffin?
No brainer. Rotten milk is the worst thing in the planet. Looks like I'm having baby for dinner. Okay no lie though... I've always kinda sorta wondered what people meat would taste like. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's totally morally unethical and all that... but if it wasn't, ya know? Would it taste more like chicken or alligator?
4. Which children's TV show character do you feel is your spirit animal and why?
Jake from Adventure Time is totally my spirit animal. He's magical, and has a cool mustache, and can make bacon pancakes. Nuff said, amirite? All of those things totally embody me.
Not sure if Adventure Time is -reaaallyy- a children's TV show, but for the sake of this question, I say it is. So it is.
5. Why do you think women believe leggings are pants when in reality they are not?
Because they look cooler than pants & are super comfy. It's like getting away with wearing pj pants in public. But they should seriously wear long shirts over them, because if not then everyone can see your ass and don't nobody wanna see that giiiirrrl. -sassy snap-
For future reference to all the ladies out there: